February 2012
34 posts
cosmo tip #177
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Feb 14th
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The bitch is back.
In college.
Feb 12th
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“its been the laziest day well, not that lazy, i’ve jacked off three times...”
– if I told you who said this they would kill me
Feb 11th
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I want to vomit but I know I can’t and there is nothing in my stomach eugh so unhappy right now.
Feb 11th
*I am being wicked.
Feb 11th
I have been wicked.
Feb 11th
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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It’s funny how, for me, “let’s have a drink” translates as “Jack, go get your bottles of wine.”
Feb 8th
lynleyclare asked: I'm a lady of the night that recently evicted her cat from her bed so she can now sleep
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Contrary to popular belief I do actually exercise.
Feb 7th
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WatchWatch
Feb 7th
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Maybe I should try that thing called running today. Or I can go to the NGV by myself. I haven’t been on my own for a while. Or maybe I should run to the NGV and go and view that Mad Square exhibition by myself. But being sweaty in an art gallery isn’t cool.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Today I got a heap of free stuff from Pancake Parlor to add to the showbags with the condoms. Everyone is set up for a wonderful date!
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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I actually think I’m dying.
Feb 4th
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condoms and coffee
Feb 2nd
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strike-a-pose19 asked: I knew she was holding stoli, but I wrote them both out on the picture and bolly just looked better. Patsy drinks bolly a lot so I didn't think it mattered. sorry if i offended, erin
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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“It’s nice to love and be loved, but it’s better to be friends with...”
– obviously Jackson
Jan 31st
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I actually found that offensive.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Pierre Cardin just made me choke with laughter. →
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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lynleyclare asked: Nice semi quiff
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Oh shit forgot that several hundred condoms are now going to arrive at college under my name.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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I HATE TIMETABLE REGISTRATION.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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"O Week is one of the most memorable times in any...
Closing line of condom request email. Don’t know if it was appropriate to write that.
Jan 28th
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warnercuntington replied to your post: As part of my O Week duties I have to write to Four Seasons asking for free condoms to put in our showbags. what uni SANDSTONE CENTRAL aka Uni of Melb
Jan 28th
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That is the best email I have ever written.
Jan 28th
As part of my O Week duties I have to write to...
Jan 28th
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bollockingwankshite asked: wow I don't even know Jackson but tell him he's my spirit animal
Jan 28th